Mr Smarty Pants Knows, March 2012

According to Matt Groening, a dog with seven toes can see ghosts.

Dalmatians originally became associated with firemen back in the days when fire trucks were pulled by horses. The Dalmatians would usually run alongside the horses to protect them from other dogs. Firemen also thought that they made good pets.

Rottweilers are near-sighted. Dobermans lose their sense of smell as they get older.

When it’s snowing, some Alaskan malamutes prefer to sleep outdoors and bury themselves under the snow so that only their noses are exposed.

Josephine insisted on allowing her small dog to sleep in the imperial bed, much to Napoleon’s dismay.

The above is information that Mr. Smarty Pants read in a book, magazine, newspaper, or website; heard on the radio; saw on television; or overheard at a party. Got any facts? Email them to Mr. Smarty Pants for possible inclusion in the column at “Mr. Smarty Pants Knows” and the logo, copyright 2012, R.U. Steinberg.


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